User:Kippy/Why?:'The Simpsons' sucks now
Oh, have the mighty have fallen! What was once the best show on tv - no, the greatest show in the history of television -no, the greatest creation since God himself snapped existence into existence, is completely horrible. Whereas once watching an episode of The Simpsons brought pure bliss like no other feeling on Earth, watching new episodes is like having the lower half of your body dipped into a tank of acid while you watch all your loved ones being brutally torn to peices by wild animals.
Let me catch you up to speed: The Simpsons used to rock, but now they totally suck huge donkey balls, and have for the last decade and a half.
The questions are: Why? How? When?
Truely there is no one reason why the show sucks anymore than there's no one [insert something clever here]
Satanic influence[edit | edit source]
when it was taken over by Satan himself, a.k.a. Mike Scully.
He turned it into a big random show of wackiness, with nonsensical . I don't want wackiness, dammit! I expect a cartoon show about yellow people and a 3-eyed fish to be realistic!
You know who truely deserved to takeover The Simpsons? Conan O'Brien. Why? Because he's Conan O'Brien. Duh!
Conan wrote for The Simpsons from 1993-1994, the true golden era of the golden era. The list of episodes he wrote himself are:
- Marge vs. the Monorail
- Treehouse of Horrors
Now what is the common denominater of all these episodes? Bingo: They're all random and wacky! And the stories are delightfully absurd!
