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New Year's Eve, 2009/2010 - While most of the Western Hemisphere was in the middle of puking and/or passing out, two bored nerds were crapflooding #uncyclopedia in one of the most annoying ways imaginable.

Characters

• Kip the Dip as Kip|2010
• Colin "All your base" Heaney as ColinAYB
• Starnestommy as lstarnes
• Ethine as herself
• EugeneKay as EugeneK
• Andorin Kato as Andorin
• EugeneBot as himself
• Tsundere_ as Tsundere
• Tsundere as Suiseiseki
• WastePotato as themself

Introduction

<Ethine> Quick, what's the thing you type for the welcome template thingy!?
<ColinAYB> {{[insert template name here]}}
<Andorin> {{subst:Welcome}}
<ColinAYB> That.
* EugeneK gives Shandon a firm licking
* EugeneK gives ColinAYB a lick, too
<ColinAYB> Hawt.
<EugeneK> I declare it to be blowjob hour
<ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> Yes.

Part I

<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<Kip|2010> Yes.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> Yes.
<EugeneK> FUUUUUUUUUUU
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Lick my bumhole. 
<ColinAYB> <EugeneK>You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <EugeneK>FUUUUUUUUUUU
<ColinAYB> Because I'm a dick.
<Kip|2010> *universe implodes*

Part II

<ColinAYB> !lm Kip|2010 ColinAYB>Lick my bumhole.
<EugeneBot> Message saved.
<ColinAYB> <EugeneK>You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <EugeneK>FUUUUUUUUUUU
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<Kip|2010> MAKE IT STOP!!!
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><ColinAYB> Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Lick my bumhole.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <EugeneK> You're single, aren't you?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> No context in 2010!
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Yes, we saw that.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> Are we trying to make an infinite quote loop?
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> Yes.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><EugeneK> FUUUUUUUUUUU
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>Because I'm a dick.
<ColinAYB> I am the biggest asshole ever.
<ColinAYB> Fuck, it didn't work.
<ColinAYB> I was trying to leave a massive message.
<ColinAYB> no u

Part III

*** Suiseiseki is now known as Tsundere
*** Tsundere is now known as Tsundere_
<Kip|2010> You better thank your lucky stars lstarnes is passed out drunk. 
<lstarnes> I don't drink
<ColinAYB> olol
<Kip|2010> Of course, since you're such a buzzkill
<Kip|2010> lololololol
<ColinAYB> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SOBER
*** Tsundere_ is now known as Tsundere
*** Tsundere is now known as Suiseiseki
<ColinAYB> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Ethine> ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Ethine> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Ethine> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
*** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> :O
<Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> :O
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> You better thank your lucky stars lstarnes is passed out drunk. 
<Kip|2010> <lstarnes> I don't drink
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> olol
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> Of course, since you're such a buzzkill
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> lololololol
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SOBER
*** Suiseiseki is now known as Tsundere
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> You better thank your lucky stars lstarnes is passed out drunk.
* lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><lstarnes> I don't drink
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> olol
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> Of course, since you're such a buzzkill
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> lololololol
* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SOBER
<Kip|2010> * lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces
<Kip|2010> * lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces 
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<Kip|2010> ???
<Kip|2010> Profit!

Part IV

*** Tsundere is now known as Suiseiseki
<ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

...

<Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
*** WastePotato has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Ethine> ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Ethine><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Ethine> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Ethine> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Ethine>ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> THE BEST
<ColinAYB> <--|Ethine has left #uncyclopedia ("Rabbit sex.")
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>:O
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>*** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>*** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> :O
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> *** Ethine left #uncyclopedia ["Rabbit sex."]
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> You better thank your lucky stars lstarnes is passed out drunk.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><lstarnes> I don't drink
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> olol
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> Of course, since you're such a buzzkill
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> lololololol
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SOBER
<ColinAYB> =-=Suiseiseki is now known as Tsundere
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> You better thank your lucky stars lstarnes is passed out drunk.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <lstarnes> I don't drink
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> olol
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> Of course, since you're such a buzzkill
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> lololololol
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SOBER
<ColinAYB> * lstarnesgives Kip|2010 feces
<ColinAYB> * lstarnesfucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> * lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> * lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes gives Kip|2010 feces
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>* lstarnes fucks ColinAYB in the nose
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>???
<ColinAYB> =-=Tsundere is now known as Suiseiseki
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>Profit!
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB>INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010>DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> |<--WastePotato has left freenode (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
<ColinAYB> <ColinAYB><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> <Kip|2010><Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <ColinAYB> <Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> DAH, CAN'T RESIST.
<ColinAYB> >:)
<Kip|2010> <Kip|2010> *universe implodes*

The Epilogue

<Kip|2010> This is so not how I imagined spending New Year's Eve.
<ColinAYB> Hah, me neither.