User:Reverse Genocide Cockatrices/ROBOTS

BOTS

EugeneBot is EugeneKay's kickass IRC bot that does nothing but vend and leave messages. It has recently been accused of hilarity and facilitating humour.

Here are logs of it's best stuff.

(Add some logs fuckers)

(!vend and !abuse preferably)

• EugeneBot dispenses a shuriken. Into your face.
• EugeneBot gives RGCockatrices A massive fat cock (provided by Bonner, Thu Dec 24 09:21:22 CST 2009)
• EugeneBot gives Fag| a firm anal raping (provided by EugeneKay, Sun Dec 27 06:01:59 CST 2009)
• EugeneBot gives Fag| a home enema kit, some anal beads, a dildo, and some lube (provided by lstarnes, Sun Dec 27 05:58:47 CST 2009)
• EugeneBot gives Mitch Australian Senator Stephen Conroy (provided by RGCockatrices, Sun Dec 27 07:14:47 CST 2009)
  • <Mitch> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• EugeneBot gives Mitch the best, the best, the best, the best of you. (provided by Mitch, Sun Dec 27 05:52:46 CST 2009)
• EugeneBot gives Mitch cum on Eileen. (provided by Mitch, Sun Dec 27 05:53:26 CST 2009) (I cannot be the only one who gets this.)
• EugeneBot looks dazed and spins in a circle, unsure of what to do. He explodes. You take 13 pts of confusion damage.
• EugeneBot gives Mitch a backstage pass to the next Jonas brothers concert. You throw it in the trash and watch as desperate teenage girls dig through the trash with their teeth in an attempt to get that ticket. (provided by RGCockatrices, Sun Dec 27 18:49:25 CST 2009)
• EugeneBot gives Mitch A family walks into a talent agency. They all fuck disgustingly in front of the talent agent. The Aristocrats! (provided by K-Dip, Mon Dec 28 02:13:45 CST 2009)
• EugeneBot gives RGCockatrices a missile pony (provided by Kalir, Sat Dec 26 00:37:12 CST 2009) in b4 play Iji