User:King of All Things Funny/Userboxes

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.