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The Zed Words, or The Zed Word Beings, are bipedal primates belonging to the giant hairy pirate species. (Latin: "aaaaaaaaa1" or panic) in the family somethingsomethingdie (the dead peoples). Compared to living organisms on Earth, The Zed Words have a highly developed hunger for brains capable of un-thinkingness, grunting and groaning, and some word I don't know the antonymz of. This brain-eating capacity, combined with the lack of sex[1] and the flailing arms for eating brains, has allowed The Zed Words to make far greater use of eating brains than any other species. DNA evidence indicates that modern The Zed Words originated from England about 500 years ago, and now they inhabit everywhere, with a total population of 1,763,137,715 as of 2007.
Like most primates, The Zed Words are violent by nature; however The Zed Words are particular adept at grunting and groaning and looking scary, the eating of brains, and walking slowly towards humans. The Zed Words create highly advanced grunting groaning brain eating slow walking societies composed of eating brains and flailing arms, ranging in scale from Resident Evil to Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Some interactions between humans and The Zed Words have resulted in the humans' brains being eaten and then becoming part of the The Zed Word community. The Zed Words have a marked appreciation for the taste of brains which, combined with the The Zed Word desire to eat them, has led to many humans' brains being eaten.
The Zed Words are also noted for their desire to eat brains and make the world around them run around screaming, seeking to eat all the world's brains and manipulate the cosmos to allow the brains of other worlds to be eaten. This natural brain eating thing has led to the eating of brains and the flailing of arms. The Zed Words are the only known species to eat brains, flail arms, grunt and groan, and eat brains.
History[edit | edit source]
The Zed Words were invented by giant hairy pirates who were experimenting on either Making monkeys watch TV or Trying to give the world aids, whichever came first.
Society[edit | edit source]
The Zed Words' country is called The Zed Word Place and was founded by a group of angry monkies because they did not like the TV they were forced to watch. They banned TV from their country, but eventually realized that they are just stupid monkies and the rest of The Zed Words wouldn't believe.
The president of The Zed Word Place is Jason Voorhees. He is also The Zed Word Place's main source of economy, other than brain eating and arm flailing, with his movies and his death inflictions.
The national bird of The Zed Word Place, was eaten by The Zed Words. They didn't like it. The national export, is the eating of brains imported by other countries.
Food[edit | edit source]
The Zed Words' are known for their brain eating. They season the brains that they eat with the blood that comes from the heads of the humans that the brains came from. The brains are prepared by simply ripping the head open and being eaten. The Zed Words do not actually kill the humans, as listening to them scream while their heads are being ripped open and their brains are eaten is The Zed Words' idea of music.
Breeds[edit | edit source]
Rage[edit | edit source]
Created by teh Rage Virus. Tey run fast.
T[edit | edit source]
NOTHING TO REPORT!!! EVER!!!
Licker[edit | edit source]
T on Roids. T-ROIDS!!!
Jason Voorhees[edit | edit source]
Only one zombie of this breed exists. They are slightly faster than T but not as fast as Rage. Their intelligence is far below either one. They just do not die ever ever EVER FRICKIN EVER!!!
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ "-NO BREAD!!! EVER!!! -82 Purple Tiggers"