User:Kevz64/Bratgirl and Bobbin: Thrillkicker
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Bratgirl and Bobbin: Thrillkicker is the first Kevzsys story arc, written by Kevzspeare Limkinglam.
Story[edit | edit source]
It's December 21, 6:00 pm at Kevzspeare Ravelo's house in Plaridel, Bulacan. Kevzspeare contemplates about Christmas because the carolers would use this advantage to get money for gambling and personal gain. He also states that why there will be no Christmas the next year because when the people think of Christmas, they always think of gifts and Santa Claus but not about God.
As 5 of his friends go to his house, they interrogate him but give him comfort. He tells them that mankind has gone corrupt.