User:Kdpsssps

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Kdpssps?

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Hi. I'm kind of a dick-head and a hot head. I was kicked out of Wikipedia for vandalism. Bullish Wikipedia didn't even let me do some "harmless" editing. In conclusion, Wikipedia is a bully and that's why I'm here on Uncyclopedia. I'm giving Uncyclopedia a try and must say I'm impressed.