User:KcohSioB the unbannable/NetStation

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The offical logo of Netstation, as designed by Proprietor Pete Retard

Netstation is one of the more avoided places in the general central coast area (exceptions include the infamous Gosford High School, among other, emo-infested locations).

Netstation, owned and run (badly) by former member of the Official Gosford Neo-Nazi Club, and, incidentally, perhaps the least qualified technician and slowest moving vertibrate to have lived on the earth since the Jurassic period, Pete Retard, is a net cafe. Games include:

Netstaion's 'official' hours are 10am - 10pm, but it is common knowledge that if, one stays after 10 at night there are some other games to be had...

Regulars[edit | edit source]

Pete Retard, preparing for some of the less fun games played at Netstation

Like most net cafes, Netstations regular inhabitants include a mix of semi-emo nerds. Pete Retard holds a gaming marathon each Friday night. After the attendees finish playing video games, other games are played within the shop that are usually fun to play, but not so fun when Pete Retard is involved.

Pete Retard[edit | edit source]

“Sounds like my kinda guy!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pete Retard

Pete 'Retard' is the owner and proprietor of Netstation. He enjoys attempting to fix peoples computers, but ending up breaking them. He drives a Subaru Forrester, with the Netstation logo on the side, showing his loyalty to both the business and the party.

XLink moving in[edit | edit source]

XLink was another gaming shop located close to Netstation, where one could play Xbox 360s, until recently, when they bunkered in with Pete Retard and the crew at Netstation. While Pete Retard's rationale for allowing more nerds to enter his sad little shop was to increase his revenue, it is obvious that it was Pete's romantic attraction to XLink's (male; please note) owner that swayed Pete into letting them in.

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