User:Katie5000/ListOfSREps

List of Speed Racer Episodes--with summaries! There were 52 of these things in all, because Tatsuo Yoshida was feeling like a sadist and made the majority of them two parts.

Episode Guide

The Great Plan

First Episode ever. Speed enters a race and doesn't die, and Pops decides he's ok with that. Speed's not famous yet, so he's still stuck with Righty and Lefty.
Race Of The Week - Sword Mountain
Villain Of The Week - Ace Deucey
Easily Foilable Plan - something involving blueprints drawn on windshield glass
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - nobody (well, maybe Trixie)

Challenge of the Masked Racer

Speed meets the weirdo in spandex for the first time. They have a really manly race along the coast at midnight, during a thunderstorm. Speed passes out and wakes up at Spandex Man's house. He later swears that he is not gay.
Race Of The Week - that stupid manly thing I was just talking about
Villain Of The Week - Mr. Wiley
Easily Foilable Plan - sabotage
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Racer X

The Secret Engine

Speed runs into some old guy who has an equally old car, and for some odd reason also has 12 kids (Viagra and senility don't mix). It turns out that an ex-con is looking for the car, because it will lead to a briefcase full of money.
Race Of The Week - Beats the hell out of me
Villain Of The Week - a guy whose first name happens to be "Tongue"
Easily Foilable Plan - number on engine leads to briefcase full of money
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Tongue Man, maybe?

The Race Against The Mammoth Car

Speed enters some humungous race and Trixie and Sparky get into a slapfight over who gets to ride with him. Speed ultimately gets tangled up with some guys trying to pull off a bank heist or something.
Race Of The Week - The Race against the Mammoth Car, duh!
Villain Of The Week - Cruncher Block
Easily Foilable Plan - buncha crooks try to steal a buncha gold by melting it into the shape of a car
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - the goregeous Miss Racing Car

The Most Dangerous Race

Speed enters another humungous race in the mountains somewhere but fails to check his brakes, which fail (sucks to be him). He falls into a chasm and goes blind, but somehow STILL manages to win the race (with some help from Spandex Man). Now is that manly or what?
Race Of The Week - the Big Alpine Race
Villain Of The Week - Snake Oiler and the Car Acrobats
Easily Foilable Plan - umm...something about...cars getting run off the road by the Acrobats.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a bunch of rabid groupies

Race for Revenge

In this episode, Speed gets chased around by an angry crippled guy with a gun. He also hits on said guy's sister, much to the annoyance of Trixie.
Race Of The Week - Danger Pass...I think.
Villain Of The Week - Flash Marker
Easily Foilable Plan - crippled guy wants revenge
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Lily Marker

The Desperate Desert Race

Speed travels to some Arab country to participate in a race there. He ends up in a fortress in the middle of the desert with a bunch of guys that are trying to overthrow a government. He has a really manly race through the desert with a guy named Kim (who swears he's not gay).
Race Of The Week - the manly Desert Race
Villain Of The Week - Ali ben Schemer...ever notice how in these old cartoons, everybody who's Arab is either named Ali or Omar??
Easily Foilable Plan - Ali ben Schemer tries to fly planes into the World Trade Center
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a flight attendant

The Fire Race

Speed ends up in what is roughly Peru, entering a race sponsored by a bunch of people who think there's nothing at all wrong with running the race through the base of an active volcano. They would throw Trixie into it to placate the gods, but she's probably not a virgin.
Race Of The Week - err, the Fire Race?
Villain Of The Week - Kadar and his entourage
Easily Foilable Plan - Kadar attempts to steal national treasure.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Sirvana, the hot Fire Princess

The Girl Daredevil

This episode involves a girl, Twinkle Banks, who tries to drive her car over Niagra Falls on cables to raise money for her dad's failing circus. Speed tries to offer her some manly assistance but the cables still break, resulting in Speed and the girl spending a lot of time together.
Race Of The Week - it was going to be the Nightona Handicap or something
Villain Of The Week - Cornpone Brotch (he has a Texas accent, so you just know he's evil)
Easily Foilable Plan - Evil Texan tries to steal priceless artwork and screw over the circus.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Twinkle Banks

The Fastest Car On Earth

Speed gets acquainted with the fastest car on earth, which really isn't that fast. He inhales some drug and has a bad trip, which results in Pops tying him to an armchair and torturing him by making him watch old driver's-ed road footage.
Race Of The Week - the Oriental Grand Prix
Villain Of The Week - Oriana Flux (or Flub, or...whatever)
Easily Foilable Plan - Oriana dopes her drivers, but they all freak out
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Speed doesn't dig old chicks.

The Mach 5 Vs. The Mach 5

Some guy makes a copy of Speed's car and commits theft with it. Speed meets a girl named Lorena and ends up spending the night at her house. Trixie gets pissed. The other girl gets shot.
Race Of The Week - I don't think there is one.
Villain Of The Week - Mr. Cumulous
Easily Foilable Plan - copy guy tries to blow up world's major cities from an underwater base
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Lorena Bobbit

The Royal Racer

Speed and Co. end up somewhere near India, to deliver some bratty kid a racecar so that he can be in a pee-wee car race or something. Coincidentally, this kid looks exactly like Spritle. Hilarity ensues.
Race Of The Week - Pee Wee Grand Prix
Villain Of The Week - Prince Sugarin
Easily Foilable Plan - the ol' royal coup (turns out the kid's a prince)
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - everybody

The Car Hater

Speed meets a guy who hates cars. He hates cars so much that he rides a horse. But he has a hot daughter that Speed buddies up with. Her name is Janine, and she threatens to spend the night at Speed's place if her father doesn't stop being a nutcase.
Race Of The Week - nope.
Villain Of The Week - Horsey Man
Easily Foilable Plan - three goons hired by Horsey Man cut the brakes on a bunch of cars
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Janiny-baby

The Race Against Time

Another desert-themed episode. Speed runs into a girl who thinks she's Cleopatra, and a guy named Splint Femur totally takes advantage of it. The two of them attempt to burn Trixie at the stake. Speed runs around shirtless and fights a lion or something, in demonstration of his manliness.
Race Of The Week - something Speed has to quit.
Villain Of The Week - Splint Femur
Easily Foilable Plan - stopping him from stealing all the ancient Egyptian treasure.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Cleopatra

The Snake Track

Some guy with a crippled arm enters a race with an automatic racecar, and a technique that involves driving on only two wheels. He races Speed and pwns his ass.
Race Of The Week - ask God
Villain Of The Week - Jack Rival.
Easily Foilable Plan - bunch of thugs try to keep Broken Arm from racing
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Bob the Builder

The Man on the Lam

A crook breaks out of jail to visit his illegitimate child, and to steal a briefcase of money (which is pretty much all the villains in this series seem to try and do).
Race Of The Week - there ain't none.
Villain Of The Week - Lawson Lamster
Easily Foilable Plan - bunch of thugs try to rub out ol' Lawson and get the money for themselves
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Satan

Gang of Assassins

This episode is about a gang. A gang of assassins. That live in an ancient Japanese castle and wreak havoc on a UN-type meeting by kidnapping all the diplomats.
Race Of The Week - for the last time, SHUT UP!!
Villain Of The Week - Prof. Anarchy.
Easily Foilable Plan - stop the assassins from blowing up the UN building or whatever it is.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a geisha

The Race For Life

Speed's down in Latin America, where he's just won a race and a lady named Maria gives him a kiss (and pisses off Trixie). He then has to run off to go save her town from being taken over by some greedy dictatorial guy.
Race Of The Week - South American Grand Prix.
Villain Of The Week - Francisco Fransco (retarded, huh?).
Easily Foilable Plan - Fransco tries to take over town by poisoning Maria's brother, the mayor.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Maria, when no one's looking

The Supersonic Car

The title pretty much says it all, except that Speed gets to be the test driver for this manly event.
Race Of The Week - the race to beat the clock
Villain Of The Week - ...Mr. Dante Ferno.
Easily Foilable Plan - Motor co. executives try to blow up the car
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - his pet rock.

Crash In The Jungle

Speed survives a plane crash into an African jungle full of mutant spiders and gorillas, and survives the jungle only through sheer manliness. Oh, and his clothes practically get ripped off, much to the delight of horny girls everywhere.
Race Of The Week - not in this ep, bubs.
Villain Of The Week - General Smasher.
Easily Foilable Plan - Smasher and his assistant want to build army of mutant gorillas to conquer the world.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - you don't want to know.

The Terrifying Gambler

Speed's trying to qualify for some race and runs into a guy who tries to cut him in half with a laser after shackling him to a wall. Kinky.
Race Of The Week - Monte Carlo Grand Prix.
Villain Of The Week - a Mr. Fastbucks.
Easily Foilable Plan - Fastbucks wants to blow up the world's oil supplies so that they will all have to ride trains, which he owns stock in. I guess the trains are solar-powered?
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - the whole casino, on the roulette table

The Secret Invaders

Somebody tries to shoot a princess right before a race. Then some other stuff happens, and Speed goes to his own funeral. Either that, or he's just smoked too much crack.
Race Of The Week - something that gets cancelled.
Villain Of The Week - Rudolph Elegantor.
Easily Foilable Plan - some guy wants to assassinate princess and take over country. Yawn.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a drag queen.

The Man Behind the Mask

Speed and Co. get abducted by a man who's into capes and masks. He's also into artwork, and chains Speed to a bomb to force him to go steal it. Oh, and some ICBM's are in there somewhere, too.
Race Of The Week - the North American something-or-other.
Villain Of The Week - Mark Megaloton the Great.
Easily Foilable Plan - Marky Mark wants to steal all the great art treasures of the world for himself, then blow up all the major cities (and maybe marry Trixie or something).
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a brick wall.

The Car Destroyer

Another episode about a guy who hates cars, except that this guy doesn't ride a horse and he has no hot daughter. He is simply a disgruntled car accident victim whose son is crippled.
Race Of The Week - not in this ep, bubs.
Villain Of The Week - JD Crepit.
Easily Foilable Plan - Crepit tries to destroy world's cars through overly-elaborate plan.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - the hot young anime character in the next time slot.

The Desperate Racer

Speed enters a race in South America that involves carrying a pineapple around for the whole thing. Some guy enters the race to earn money to save his ailing sister. Speed's a pig and refuses to let him win, but Trixie makes sure he does. Speed then smacks her like a cheap whore.
Race Of The Week - The South American something-or-other.
Villain Of The Week - random group o' thugs.
Easily Foilable Plan - thugs want to steal a giant diamond hidden in one of the pineapples.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - poor guy's ailing sister.

The Dangerous Witness

Speed goes to Hong Kong, where he ends up having to babysit Princess Peddle, one of the richest women in the world. Unfortunately for him, a few people want to kill her. Hilarity ensues.
Race Of The Week - I have no idea.
Villain Of The Week - a woman called X.
Easily Foilable Plan - X tries to assassinate princess.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Princess Peddle, but he's not manly enough for her.

Race the Laser Tank

Speed's in Hawaii, where he meets a hot girl and presumably races a laser tank.
Race Of The Week - not in this ep, bubs.
Villain Of The Week - Slimer.
Easily Foilable Plan - laser tank...rampant destruction...yada yada.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - the hot girl.

The Great Car Wrestling Match

OMG, they've merged racing and rasslin'! Every man the world over will have an orgasm watching this. Unless you're Speed, in which case you have to make sure you win and expose some kid's racecar-driving father for a fraud.
Race Of The Week - there ain't no race, it's car rasslin'!
Villain Of The Week - Car Wrestler X.
Easily Foilable Plan - X just wants to earn money to keep food on his family's table.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - that little kid's mom.

Motorcycle Apaches

Speed's in the Southwest, and for some reason all the natives now ride motorcycles with guns on them. Yeah, try and take their land now, bitches.
Race Of The Week - Speed has to transport Uraniumtane instead.
Villain Of The Week - Geronimo?
Easily Foilable Plan - there isn't one, really...just try to avoid getting gunned down by angry natives.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a cactus.

Car With A Brain

Speed has to outwit a computer-guided car that's on a rampant path of destruction, because it was programmed by some insane old guy who wanted it to do that for some reason.
Race Of The Week - er, the racetrack gets destroyed.
Villain Of The Week - Doctor McFife.
Easily Foilable Plan - computerized car will destroy whole country (Scotland, in this case).
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - a machine with tentacles.

Junk Car Grand Prix

This time, Trixie gets to enter a race. Speed ruins it by chatting up one of the hot girls entering it, who turns out to be the long lost daughter of the race's sponsor. Trixie's head explodes.
Race Of The Week - er, the Junk Car Grand Prix?
Villain Of The Week - Mr. Free Load. Srsly, I think that's his name.
Easily Foilable Plan - Freeload tries to manipulate some girl into winning so that he can get the race prize.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Ivanna Von Vondervon (wtf is up with these names??).

The Car In the Sky

Speed and Co. crash land on an island with some other people, and they decide to tie some balloons to his car to float it toward land. Speed goes, a Random Hot Girl goes, and the villain goes, but ends up committing suicide when his briefcase of gold falls out of the car and he dives after it. Idiot.
Race Of The Week - the race to find help before the island's starving inhabitants eat each other
Villain Of The Week - Baddy McBad?.
Easily Foilable Plan - briefcase of gold...stolen...9_9.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - random cute chick, but there's too many people around.

The Trick Race

The Car Acrobats try to trick Speed into another race because they simply can't handle their previous defeat very well. Speed shows up to beat the shit out of them again, but then finds out that he and the Acrobats have both been set up by some random spy organization. They find the headquarters and blow it up, all within a half-hour.
Race Of The Week - ...the trick race?
Villain Of The Week - Mr. Supremo.
Easily Foilable Plan - spies set up both Speed and the Acrobats, with plans to blow them all up.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Captain Terror.

Race Around the World

A rich guy decides to sponsor a race in which he will marry his daughter off to the winner. Although she is hot, she is a brat and Speed gets on his soapbox about it while getting drunk in a bar one night. He ends up winning the race anyway, and is then promptly eaten by hordes of zombies waiting just outside the racetrack.
Race Of The Week - ooh, the Race Around The World.
Villain Of The Week - Scrounge.
Easily Foilable Plan - just the usual racing sabotage, designed to keep others from racing fair and square.
Speed Attempts to get Laid By - Lovelace Goldminter--NOT!.