User:Kangaroocavalry

Kangaroo Cavalry

Origins:

   Since the creation of the Kangaroo, Aboriginals throughout
Australia have used these dinosaurs in waging war. These mammoth
creatures were originally used to transport large numbers of warriors,
however, over the years they have been modified to become one of the
most elite forces of the Australian Army.

War Heroes:

   The most celebrated and decorated members of the Kangaroo Cavalry
is Denzel Washington. Denzel Washington recieved his first medal
in the Australian War of Independance against the Communist Koalas;
In this war, Denzel Washington recieved Australia's highest medal
(The Golden Vegimite) for his assassination of the Nazi Communist Ku
Klux Klan Koala, Gandhi.