User:Jrubio

Hello. I wrote an article. About some genocide or something, I forget sometimes. You might like it. Or maybe not. It might even go on the front page some day or something. That'll be the day. I might write another one. An article, I mean. If I ever have time. If I did then I'd make my user page real fancy, fill it up with gifs and such, everything that money can buy. But I rather spend my money on fast cars.

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Featured Article: UnNews:Genocide in Darfur Ends
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!