User:Joekickass

"OMG A FLYING F*ING POTATO LOOKS LIKE NEO HAS COMPETITION"

        Morpheus  on the ultimate potato

"mmmmmmm potato eh"

      french canadian on the ultimate potato and i think putin also

"WTF"

  your mom on the ultimate potato

The mystical almighty time-tri interstellar universal potateo this wonderfull creation was created by none other than Joe Kickass. In case you didn't know, the United Nations has declared 2008 to be the International Year of the Potato thus making the potatomaster verry please but not pleased enough.

the thousand year potato war

this war was caused between armed conflict between the MATIU potato and the green flubber thing from that Robbin William movie.Even thought you may be thinking "hey that puny green piece of snot could never talkon the benevolent potato monstar" but no because

1. my titel tells a different story 2. your a Retard

the way the monstar went through with this battle is through this mathematical complex formula that if Stephen Hakings read it his desease would get worse

$potato=:)flubber=:($

little about the creator

joseph 'broz' kick ass rochowski was born in a small ukranian town in 5,00000bc. one day after watching the events of 10,00000 bc he decided to kill mel gibson but after a lond stranious thought he decided to combine nuclear fission and faeming to create the potato monstar

  joe kickass
  self portarit

In The End ???

in the end the almighty potato with the help of his long time friend Chuck Norris got him to round house kick flubber into another dimension (the crappystick figureone where mr gameinwatch lives)

The potato used his magical thunder bolt as a black stick figure and chuck as yellow fighting raiden-style

victor

thats right after the war that actually only lasted 1000 minuts and aparently i was mistaken in my previous written statement (sry) the potato came out on top and because of it the new mystical republic of potato-opiawas formed and a new threat awwaits united states

Axis of angelic potatoy goodness

the following are included in the club located under my little brothers bed

meat

canada

nintendoland

chuck mangeoni

rush

dylan ( u wont know him till later)

your mom

puppys

new york yankees

with this ultimate alliance formed nothing could stopthem from brinning the good ness of potatos to the unverse exept

dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun thats right the potatos arch enemy ( after flubber and the dutch ) tom "dixlexia' alvarado santoz cruise (betcha didnt think he was austrian did you) after breaking up with katie holms he was on a down ward path of destruction of being addicted on penut butter.

the only way tom could find condolence is finding the man katie whent to and destroy himand that was non other that the potato

potato vs cruise

tom had a verry long journey to seek revenge he had to cross jesusland alone when he finally reached potato-opia we complained to the high sereen council of korn (the band) to replace potato head or now known as his father and creator "joe"

tomcomplained he could not care for kattie and the majestic empire so he shoulkd leave one but the counsill dissagreed and banished him to into the vast wastland of northern california.

the vission

while there he saw a vission is was the flubber and his new sidkick spongebob thet told him to continue on his fight angaint the potato he agreed and the anti potato axis was formed.

anti potato axis

tom cruise

flubber and spongebob

dylan ( told you id mention him )

sony

fruits( from san fransisco )+

william dafoe

the ultimate show down

as the two side began to fight fot universal supremacy the field was quite at the back of the tacobell store but then as the two forces lunged at each oth as the ultimate power even more power full that the potato keanu reevs camefrom the heavens to halt this.....

then suddenly 6 year old timmy jonson of nebraska,florda wok up he told his mom the dream took a poop, at a cookie and dreamed of some thing probanly something more immaginable than a mystical freaking potato that sonds like somestoner came up with while sitting in his bathtub like the retarted little brother he is

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