User:Javascap/UnNews:Unnews Editor Commits Suicide by Slamming his Head on the Keyboard

Somewhere in Nevada, U.S

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The last moments of life for our poor editor

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I can't believe I am still not dead!

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It is with great pride that I announce that there is an afterlife, and that there is definitally... wait... is that SATAN?! OH SHIT!

This article features first-hand journalism by a deceased UnNews member. It was definitally a waste of your time, but at least this editor is gone.