User:Java7837/Grue killer/jessicaboyle

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> You rape the girl

Unfortunately for you, Jesus, sensing one of his angels in danger, appears, and summons God, who angrily banishes you you Hell, where Satan beats the crud out of you for trying to escape.

Lying, broken, bleeding, and beaten, you see your egg lying near your hand. What do you do?

Chuck the egg at Satan like a projectile

Examine egg

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