User:Java7837/Grue killer/satangrenade

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Through swollen eyes, you peer at the egg, and notice the tip can unscrew. You remove the tip, and realize the egg is actually a grenade.

With the last of your strength, you heave the grenade, and Satan gets blown into pieces. You triumphantly take over Hell, but unfortunately, your crippled body is no longer strong enough to fight grues. But, no biggie! You use your new labor force to build a computer which you use to login as someone else.

Log on as Elvis

Log on as George Washington

Log on as Java 7837