User:Jak Ruzzell
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Jak Ruzzell[edit | edit source]
| Jak Ruzzell | |
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 An evil superhero from Hell. Do not make children with him. | |
| Publisher | Jack Russell |
| First appearance | In USA, Colorado |
| Created by | Anthony, Etrius and Lloyd Reynolds |
| Statistics | |
| Real name | Jakolf Rützler |
| Status | Straight |
| Affiliations | Soviet Russia |
| Previous affiliations | Nazi-Germany |
| Notable aliases | (none) |
| Notable relatives | Homerich Simmler |
| Notable powers | Some goddamn sword! |
Bullshit templates[edit | edit source]
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
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This user's IQ is over 84.249.109.196. |
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This user is an angel. |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user should not be trusted. |
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it? |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user likes to eat anything orange. |
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This user likes apples. Or they are one already. |
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This user has been blocked many times. |
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head. |
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
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This user is a cereal killer. |
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
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This user is a serial killer
, and they are standing right behind you!! |
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This user supports the European Reich. Heil Hitler! |
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Jakey boy![edit | edit source]
The symbol Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?
“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”
Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.
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Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden[edit | edit source]
- Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
- Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
- Jak: "What is it?"
- Adolf: "You suck!"
- Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
- Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
- Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
- Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"