Jak Ruzzell owns this page. If you don't get outta here, he will kill you!
This site has been closed by the *****.
This site contains lethal bullshit.
Dangerous for wikipedians!
This site has NOT any wikipedistic "truth", that wikipedia has. Feel free to shoot every wikipedian who approaches this page.
Jak Ruzzell
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An evil superhero from Hell. Do not make children with him.
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Jack Russell
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First appearance |
In USA, Colorado
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Created by |
Anthony, Etrius and Lloyd Reynolds
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Real name |
Jakolf Rützler
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Status |
Straight
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Affiliations |
Soviet Russia
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Previous affiliations |
Nazi-Germany
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Notable aliases |
(none)
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Notable relatives |
Homerich Simmler
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Notable powers |
Some goddamn sword!
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
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This user's IQ is over 84.249.109.196. |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user should not be trusted. |
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user likes to eat anything orange. |
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This user likes apples. Or they are one already. |
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head. |
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
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This user is a serial killer
, and they are standing right behind you!! |
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This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler! |
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The symbol
Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?
“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”
~ This proves Jak's honesty.
Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.
Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden[edit | edit source]
- Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
- Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
- Jak: "What is it?"
- Adolf: "You suck!"
- Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
- Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
- Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
- Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"