User:Jak Ruzzell
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WARNING!!!
Jak Ruzzell owns this page. If you don't get outta here, he will kill you!
NO ENTRY!!!
This site has been closed by the *****.
This site contains crap!
This site contains lethal bullshit.
Dangerous for wikipedians!
This site has NOT any wikipedistic "truth", that wikipedia has. Feel free to shoot every wikipedian who approaches this page.
Jak Ruzzell[edit | edit source]
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Bullshit templates[edit | edit source]
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
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This user's IQ is over 84.249.109.196. |
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This user is an angel. |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user should not be trusted. |
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it? |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user likes to eat anything orange. |
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This user likes apples. Or they are one already. |
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This user has been blocked many times. |
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head. |
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
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This user is a cereal killer. |
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!! |
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This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler! |
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Jakey boy![edit | edit source]
The symbol Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?
“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”
Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.
My projects[edit | edit source]
- Articles
- Templates
Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden[edit | edit source]
- Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
- Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
- Jak: "What is it?"
- Adolf: "You suck!"
- Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
- Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
- Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
- Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"