User:Jak Ruzzell

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This site contains lethal bullshit.
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Jak Ruzzell[edit | edit source]

Jak Ruzzell

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An evil superhero from Hell. Do not make children with him.

Publisher Jack Russell
First appearance In USA, Colorado
Created by Anthony, Etrius and Lloyd Reynolds
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Real name Jakolf Rützler
Status Straight
Affiliations Soviet Russia
Previous affiliations Nazi-Germany
Notable aliases (none)
Notable relatives Homerich Simmler
Notable powers Some goddamn sword!

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user's IQ is over 84.249.109.196.
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This user is an angel.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.
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This user has been blocked
many times.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!
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Heil Hitler!
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Jakey boy![edit | edit source]

The symbol Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?

“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”

~ This proves Jak's honesty.

Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.

My projects[edit | edit source]

  • Articles
  • Templates

Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden[edit | edit source]

  • Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
  • Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
  • Jak: "What is it?"
  • Adolf: "You suck!"
  • Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
  • Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
  • Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
  • Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"