User:Iwillkillyou333/Worst Article ever
Yay, this is my first time on Uncyclopedia what should i do? I know! Ill make an new article, it will be the best in the world!
Firzt[edit | edit source]
One day iz was walking into a medow, and saw a butter fly. yeah! oh oh, a squirrel! i ate it, hahaha. it waz good. so waz your mom
Wait, I need a picture for my article. Let see, ooh, this one has a tough guy in its, now my article is awesome!
anywaz, i saw chuck norris he waz rounhouse round house kicking rocky balboa, and i saz mr.t saying i pitied the fool. hahahahahahahahaha i like pie i like pie. pokemon sux, its awefull, it like drugs, yugioh for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poop[edit | edit source]
then when i waz going through the medoe, i went poop, it waz awzome, i is the bezt pooper in the world, wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowow
i hat3 gurls[edit | edit source]
gurls suck. cause thae dont has ding dong. i haz huge ding dong, gurls should die or stae in kichen and makes sandwhitches. i hate gurls
also, black people should goes to h311.
la[edit | edit source]
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
The endz lololololol
Ok time for pee review. I think I will jack off while I wait.
Pee Review[edit | edit source]
Yay, I got a pee review! Let see what it says. I hope its good.
| Humour: | 1 | Ok, I don't know what your problem is, but its obvious you didnt even put any thought in this. Theres too many memes here! People's eyes will bleed out from reading this shit. By the way I love Pokemon, so this really insults me, and I think Yu Gi Oh sucks big elephant dick. And no I'm not 4 years old. Also, the I hate girls part is so offensive to my girl friend and racism is a piece of dog shit.I hate racist assholes like you. Go die! |
| Concept: | 1 | What the hell is going through your damn mind, there was no concept, you fail, majorly |
| Prose and formatting: | 1 | Man are you 4 or something, cause you got too many spelling errors, and a entire section that just says lalalalalala. Thats gay! |
| Images: | 1 | The sup foo was stupid, and there was nothing esle on here you dipshit |
| Miscellaneous: | 0 | I nearly died out of randomness and stupidity |
| Final Score: | 4 | Honestly, this is the most horrible, sexist, racist, snd poorly thought article anywhere on the face of this earth. You need to find another site to put crap like this. Please read the damn HTBFANJS and the beginners guide, and get a life while your at it (P.S., your a dick) |
| Reviewer: | Dudeofcoolness | |
Blah blah blah, now its time to put it on VFH
VFH[edit | edit source]
Its been three days, lets see what we have here. Huh, 6 against votes and 0 for votes. Hmph! They dont know true art. Hey whats this
"Your article had been put on "QVFD" and was deleted because it was a piece of shit"
Oh, well, true art of work can't always stay. Now time to make another. Yay!