User:Invader Jhonn

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Foolish earth-monkeys, prepare to read of the one, the only, the greatest Invader to ever walk the surface of this pitiful planet, Invader Jhonn! He's the new Zim, but better! Now remember, failure to obey Emperor Jhonn, and by extention the Irken Empire, will end you a one-way ticket to the internment camps!(formerly known as Siberia, Auschwitz, Cuba, and China.) Despite such power, he has a pathological fear of goths, and would be willing to pull their hair to check for a 666 if he wasn't a coward. His ego is bright and shiny, and he is currently working on a novel called "Fairy tales for the criminally insane".

You, <insert name here>, are inferior. If you happen to be a goth, stay the hell away from me and go do goth things(except burning down churches. it scares me when you go that far.) However, i have several emo friends. Emos are okay. We like emos. And one more thing. I know how to kill a grue.