User:InMooseWeTrust/Nursultan Nazarbayev

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Нұрсұлтан Әбішұлы Назарба
Nursultan Nazarbayev 27092007.jpg
1st
Prime MinisterKarim Masimov
Vice PresidentHimself
Preceded byBayken Ashimov
Succeeded byWill live forever as a zombie
Personal details
Born
NationalityKazakh
Political partyCommunist (until 1990; declared allegiance to Borat)
SpouseСара Алпысқызы Назарбаева
Nursultan Nazarbayev has served as the President of Kazakhstan since the Fall of the Soviet Union and the nation's independence in 1991.

“Let strength be upon him.”

~ Emperor Hirohito on Nursultan Nazarbayev

“I love him!!”

~ Anna Semenovich on Nursultan Nazarbayev

“He certainly has some zest.”

~ Cthulhu on Nursultan Nazarbayev

Nursultan Abishuly Nazarbayev (Russian: Нурсултан Абишевич Назарбаев; Kazakh: Нұрсұлтан Әбішұлы Назарба) is the permanent unelected dictator posing as president of the Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan.

Birth[edit | edit source]

Nursultan Nazarbayev was born on July 6, 1940 in Chemolgan, Kazakhstan, USSR.