User:Ihitterdal

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 5369 7253 0664.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate .

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user does not know how to shot web.

This user cannot follow any orders!!