User:HotWingConspiracy/Article about stuff
Its my article a bout stuff[edit | edit source]
What more do you need to know?
So im going to talk about stuff![edit | edit source]
Ok so you want to hear about stuff.
My musical progect.[edit | edit source]
The musical progect i've been making to create awareness for The touch eachother song has been mostly succsessful. Although there have been some problems with the uncyclopedia article about the touch each other song. The first day in which i put up the article it was barely finished. I did'nt really have any time left to finish the article so therefore the article lacked a lot of comedic effect and definently had some editing to do. Because of this it got an ICU warning and it may be erased on June 20th (my birthday).
Because of this problem i've decided to put the lyrics for the touch each other song below.
Chorus:One man touches the other/its incest cus were all brothers/you may say its wrong/well its the touch each other song.
You may try and take me to court/come on man be a good sport/all i did was touch you're ass/can't you give the anger a pass/come onto my house in the middle of the night/just don't bring the police cars and searchlights/i don't wanna be on the run/with all that shit i'll be done
Chorus
I can do this all night long/besides its a lot like what i did to your mom/settle down and stay calm/its much worse in a bathroom stall/don't make me take all the blame cus i've got candy and video games/just come to my house in the middle of the afternoon/come on children sing this tune!
Chorus
Come stay in my basement for a while/cus i'll show you something that will really make you smile/yeah i know im sick but thats how i am/do you wanna bite my green eggs and ham/you know they taste really sour/i get more perverted every hour/after hearing all that little kiddys grab onto my hand/get into the back of my van/lets go to magical land!
Chorus
Sit down and don't say a word/Can't you see you little turd/because this thing is going to take long
(short pause)
ITS THE TOUCH EACHOTHER SONG!
CHorus X 3
Are you thinking about doing something else?[edit | edit source]
I you are'nt already really weirded out by the fucked up things on my user profile about stuff. Than good for you! But if you really have no intenetion to just go and read a book or some shit like that than i best suggest you look at the nice pictures below.
If you arent alredy creeped out by my user profile than good for YOU!!!!!!!!!! But theres always the small problem that you could of course be doing something productive to the cause of humanity like gandhi or something like that but instead you choose to look at this so I HONOR YOUR LOYALTY TO THE CAUSE OF UNCYCLOPEDIA GOOD FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!