User:Hieywiey/James Webb Space Telescope

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The JWST is seen here being serviced by a highly trained technician.

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) is a extraterrestrial beehive currently in a state of perpetual development by the boffins at NASA. It is expected to be catapulted into orbit in 2084, or maybe not, depending on if it gets delayed again. It's primary mission is to find the Honey Nut Cheerios Planet, and destroy it. It's secondary mission is to spy on civillians for the NSA scan for homosexuals, and destroy them. Some people think it will find some random space hobo, but they're fucking stupid.

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