User:Guest User

“Historical Footnote 0008844530218, The Guest User Username Paradox Historical Footnote 0008844530219, The Reader being Eaten by an Amoeba”

~ Nostradamus on Prophesies of Irrelevant Matters Vol. 0074893

“Guest User? Most certainly not! I would always sign in! My account name is not Guest User! How preposterous!”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Evils of Guest Users

“I once wrote a song called Guest User. It's light rock, y'know. My bro Jesus was rockin' it. It was released on the album Stupid Usernames”

~ Bruce Springsteen on Making Money (Lots of it)

Guest users are users who are guests. They don't have accounts. But what is there was a user, with an account, with the username Guest User? Would the world end? Would we cascade into a fiery chasm of chaos and spam, and eggs, and spam, and beans, and spam, and raging hellfire? And spam? Who knows? Nostradamus predicted that this event would be a footnote in history, directly before the one where you get eaten by a large, spotted amoeba. Don't worry.