User:Guest/HowTo:Die
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If you want to die, first of all, you could just read Top 10 ways to die. To be honest, it would be easier for me and you. But if you still insist on reading this to find out how to die, then I'd better stop putting die in bold. If you are American, read the Amerikan verzion.
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How To Die[edit | edit source]
If you want to know how to die, send $999,999,999,999 and one soul to Cthulu. Or alterntively commit suicide.
First of all, you need a sense of humour, which is installing right now. That's HUMOUR, NOT HUMOR, the completely wrong spelling. Of course, if you had humour, you probably wouldn't have been reading this article.
Second of all, you need to clear up all of these error boxes:
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Good site, admin.
Tranzlation into Amerikan from via English[edit | edit source]
If you want to diearify, first of all, you could just erad Top 10 wayz to diearify. To be honest, it would be easier for me and you. But if you still insist on erading this to find out how to diearify, then I'd better stop putting diearify in bold.
Common Kstionz[edit | edit source]
Why would I diearify?[edit | edit source]
To be honezt, it would mak the world a better place if you diearified. Alzo it would be much cleanarified and lezs Amerikaninfiedz. Although, uf you are her zen thiz probably goz without zaying.
How do I diearifie?[edit | edit source]
I'm coming on to that.
Aer theer any wayz to diearify that don't erquier erading this article?[edit | edit source]
No.
How To Diearify[edit | edit source]
If you want to know how to diearify, send $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99 and one soul to Cthulu. Or alterntively commit suicide.
First of all, you need a sense of humor, which is installing right now. That's HUMOR, NOT HUMOUR, the completely wrong spelling. Of course, if you had humor, you probably wouldn't have been erading this article.
Second of all, you need to clear up all of these error boctez:
Continuarify[edit | edit source]
Now you have no moer errorz and a sense of humor. Now erad Top 10 ways to diearify and choose one of those methods. Alternatively erad on.
To diearify, dialify 0800-54432-55432-67326-32784-74257-46646-54435-34657-47285-83582-58378-45637-84756-39845-IWANNADIEARIFY!!!1!!!ELEVEN!!! After dialifieing you will diearify of Carpal tunnel syndrome, or something like that.