User:Glueball
Χόρα Nicosia,Λευκοσία | |||||
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Motto: "The other side has cheap cigaretes" | |||||
Anthem: Please Post Suggestions To CyBC(PIK) | |||||
Capital | Aglantzia | ||||
Largest city | Strovolos | ||||
Official language(s) | Greek,Turkish,Παφίτικα | ||||
Government | Imperial Anarchy | ||||
National Hero(es) | Lellos,Kamougiaros | ||||
Established | Nothing to declare. | ||||
Currency | Cucamber | ||||
Religion | Hellenic Bank is Headquartered here. | ||||
Population | 10% Original Horaites,40% Pafites,20% other natives,5% Pakistanis/Indians/ShriLankans etc.,5% Evropei,20% Alliens (The proper ones, from Space) | ||||
Area | 2000 m2. So bigger than Cyprus |
Capital City of Cyprus, localy refered to as Χόρα or Lefkosia, but know to the rest of the world as Nicosia for marketing reasons
The Last Divided Capital In The World[edit | edit source]
This is the standart moto of Nicosia. It came about sometime in the 60s when fans of APOEL and Omonia split the city in half, so as not too look at each other. In more recent years, the citizenry being rightiously pissed off with both banches of fools, dispatched both of them to ΓΣΠ and kept the rest of the city to themselves.
Monuments[edit | edit source]
Shakolas Mall
Shakolas Emporioum Plaza
Debenahms Ledras
Debenahms Central
Debenahms the other one.
Location[edit | edit source]
Nicosia is astride the Great Kotsirkas River, a much sought after sight for tourists. The best time to view the river is around 1:30AM on the 5th of February.
The citys founders were traditionalists so the city was initialy located between seven hills. The hills have since migrated to Protaras, where topless women can be viewed legaly.
Atractions[edit | edit source]
A wide selections of Public toilets can be found at:
All of the above are quaranteed not to work, and to provide contact details for a good old Boys Night Out.