User:Gir.

I, Gir., was born on international talk like a pirate day and attack ninjas and hairdressers on sight. The name Gir. is pirate speak and is used to signal females that perfunctory sex is about to occur, hence the punctuation.

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{{Gir. 04:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)}}