User:Ghelæ

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Ghelæ also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

See Uncyclopædia for my proper Uncyc userpage.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Awards that so far have no pic on UnMeta[edit | edit source]

- For Emmanuel Goldstein award voting

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

"You rock!"
...and are NOT a smeg head

Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

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