User:Gert5/Yoinxx/FAQ
Welcome to Yoinxx FAQ.
General[edit | edit source]
What is Yoinxx?[edit | edit source]
Many people ask this. It's the first currency of Uncyclopedia. It can be used by any user with an account. We started it in June or July and as of 30th November, 19 people have used it since.
Is Yoinxx the only currency around?[edit | edit source]
No, there are others, but for their later coming, they are less notable than Yoinxx. Boy does egoism suck.
Can Yoinxx be exchanged for real money and/or vice versa?[edit | edit source]
No, neither ways. Maybe in a real digicurrency, but not for Yoinxx
Yoinxx[edit | edit source]
Do I start out with 0 Yoinxx?[edit | edit source]
No, you get Y500 for an initial account. Currently, the only way broke people can earn Yoinxx is free contests.
What can Yoinxx be used for?[edit | edit source]
Buying digital items, digifurniture and digi... stuff. We just call those this Ytems and Yfurni
How can I earn Yoinxx?[edit | edit source]
Yoinxx can be earned by winning certain contests, some free, some paid. You can also sell items you already bought. If you want to sell an infinite amount of items from scratch, simply pay Y15 on User:Gert5's talk page which will then be forwarded to the International Bank of Yoinxx.
What is the Bank of Yoinxx?[edit | edit source]
The Bank of Yoinxx is the official fund of money that receives Yoinxx from donations, store license purchases, etc. The amount of Yoinxx in the bank can be seen from the Yoinxx main page.
But where does the rest of the money come from?[edit | edit source]
The Bank of Yoinxx is a fund, while the money that we have for starter initials, rewards, donations etc. is from the Yoinxx Printing Organization, an individual component of the Yoinxx architecture.
Stores and Exchanging[edit | edit source]
How do I exchange money and buy things?[edit | edit source]
All money exchanges are done through checks. These are little templates that define who gives what amount of Yoinxx to who. The official, original check template is {{Check}} that defines everything. There are others tough.
Do I have some kind of inventory?[edit | edit source]
Apparently, to show you bought an item, you can show it with {{Checkitem}}. There is no auto-inventory and you have to write ALL the details manually onto the template manually.
I want to start my own store, what must I do?[edit | edit source]
You can start your own store with objects you've bought from other stores or sell objects from scratch, and infinitely by buying a license for it. For a license to sell the same object infinitely without any money paid, you must send a check to User talk:Gert5 of Y15 where it will then be sent forward to the Bank of Yoinxx. Well we have to have some limits! But if all the money you've earned goes directly to the Bank of Yoinxx, you can sell infinite stuff for free
Items[edit | edit source]
What are items?[edit | edit source]
Items can be purchased from a Yoinxx store. Some of them have different properties, uses, while others are just for the looks and rarity.
What is a reSSelling card?[edit | edit source]
A reSSelling card is a card thats only use is that is mostly to be resold. It's starting price is at Y5, but there are different cards, too.
Houses[edit | edit source]
What is an Yhouse?[edit | edit source]
An Yhouse is a house that you can design yourself with items marked as furniture. For more information see The Yhouse Main Page.
How do I get an Yhouse?[edit | edit source]
An Yhouse template can be requested from the Yhouse main page for Y350.
Where can I get Yhouse furniture?[edit | edit source]
Yhouse furniture is sold at the Ystore managed by Gert5.
How do I put furniture into my Yhouse?[edit | edit source]
Each item is marked with either Yhouse/Pluming, Yhouse/Light, Yhouse/Accessories or Yhouse/Shelfies. This means that items marked with these can only go to their row. Each piece of furniture must be bought before added.
Glossary[edit | edit source]
ﻼﻋﻄﻬﻩﻡﺋ[edit | edit source]
ﻼﻋﻄﻬﻩﻡﺋ (Kekyash) in Yoinxxen, means that the amount is almost absolutely accurate
ﯼﻨﻡﻤﺠﺁ[edit | edit source]
ﯼﻨﻡﻤﺠﺁ (Terbasi) in Yoinxxen, means that the amount is absolutely accurate.
ﻞﻜﻬﻏ[edit | edit source]
ﻞﻜﻬﻏ (Jedec) in Yoinxxen, means the the amount is almost absolutely inaccurate
ﺬﺱﻥﺸﺴﻂ[edit | edit source]
ﺬﺱﻥﺸﺴﻂ (Romashinec) in Yoinxxen, means the the amount is absolutely inaccurate
١٥هُُّٕچِغُٰٓرَّكَْعِْ[edit | edit source]
١٥هٌُُّٕ٭چِغُٰٓرَّكَْعِْ (Joblonanicora) means Gwen Stefani in Yoinxxen. Yes, it does. It's a nickname for Yoinxx market crash. It happens every 52 seconds.
ﻧﻕﺻﺯﺸﻠﻢﻢﻲﻲﻌﻡﻦﻠﻶﻞﻉﻴﻯ[edit | edit source]
ﻧﻕﺻﺯﺸﻠﻢﻢﻲﻲﻌﻡﻦﻠﻶﻞﻉﻴﻯ (Blebergopfisherjagsemsh) means yay in Yoinxxen.
"Yoinxx" in linguishes[edit | edit source]
- ♫♪♪♫♫ - musical
- ♥☺♀☻♣ - New Emblemese
- ♣♂☻☺ - Old Emblemese
- ⌠⌡⅞Ω∂₤₪⅜⅔ - Isomatic Emblemese
- ωЄЊЯ - Wremuyan
- Joinxid - Poopestonian