User:Gert5/UnBooks:Where's the White House?

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Where's the White House? is a book written as a tribute to the creator of Where's Waldo.

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Hi! I'm the White House! Can you find me from this skyline, because my friends are waiting for me. I really need to find them! I have two bushes around me and everything.

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Hi! My name's Condoleezza Rice, but my friends call me Condi. I'm wearing my red communist costume and I'm waiting for this little communist convention to start. I'm also holding my hand up. Can you find me?

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Heh heh, you can't see me, but I see you!!! You'll never find me! And I'm not behind a tree, if you were ever thinking that.

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