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A MESSAGE FROM THE AAN ADOPTION OFFICE
You have been called to join and study at the world-renowned Gertwarts V school of the biz-craft and the bizarre. You can choose to join, or just lie down on your bed all day like a regular muggle. If you ever choose to accept, call now at 1-800-MAGIC. Our leading principal in office, Gert Dumbledore, has a feeling that your presence in our great school may be more than welcome, as you may even defeat the dark lord Vandalort, whom brings dark forces to our holy lands. Or in other words, "I can adopt you".
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