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Satoshi's Tale

ENTRY 1

2021-01-24

Oh yeah, baby, this is going to be lit! This is my first day on the Satoshi cruise ship! The MS Satoshi is going to be my life 'forever'. From my knowledge, it's this big ship owned by two geniuses, and funded by one of the richest people in the world, Elon Musk. It's this cruise ship that will act as a hub for cryptocurrency anarchic-capitalist investors like me. I've heard great things about the MS Satoshi and its owners, Grant Romundt and Chad Elwartowski. Apparently, they owned a tiny seapod in the middle of a dictatorship-owned sea! They claimed it as a “big middle finger to any government", I think. I think they had to shut that down for some reason... eh, it's probably nothing.

This is what it looked like, apparently.

Well, it's definitely not as good as the MS Satoshi! There's a water slide here, a bunch of very comfortable rooms that are strangely empty... hmm... eh, those rooms are probably gonna fill up soon.

ENTRY 2

2021-01-25

Hang on, I see something here…

Holy shit.

HELL YEAH! A CASINO!

This is the lifestyle I was told. Casinos, guns, bitches, freedom, and girls ‘’(eventually)‘’. Well, I can’t have a gun because of the rules here. I couldn’t even bring a dog here. What is this? Houston, Texas? Zero bitches so far, ‘‘barely’’ any freedom, and zero girls by the second day! Oh well. I guess I’ll just go to bed… if I don’t get what I want by the end of this week, I’ll murder whoever created these! Freely and fairly! Without a license!