User:Gabri The Pawed Panther/South Korean Furry
| South Korean furry 한국의 털복숭이 | |
|---|---|
 Stare at this image for 3 minutes and you will be infected by a furry | |
| Info | |
| Health | 15000 |
| Aura | 99.9% |
| Special attack | Infection This will infect people to a South Korean furry and can infect you too, <insert name here> |
| Taxonomy | |
| Domain | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Phylum | Chordata |
| Class | Mammalia |
| Order | Asiania |
| Suborder | Koreania |
| Family | Southkoreadae |
| Subfamily | Southkoreanae |
| Genus | Felis |
| F. koreus Feliner05, 2024 | |
| Conservation | |
 IUCN 3.1 - Least Concern | |
| Life | |
| Span | indefinite (2024) |
| Prey | <insert name here> and everything. |
| Predators | None |
| Range | |
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The South Korean furry (also known as the Korean fur, scientifically Felis koreus, pronounced /hanguk-teol/) is an animal in the family Southkoreadae, it is known for being the most contagious animal in Asia. They are predatory and can infect you, there is no cure with the infection except death and being rescued by a user before the full latzotraxion. After standing near for 6 seconds by a South Korean furry… you will fall down, but you will slowly transform into one. the Furry Detection Bureau (FDB) will inspect you, but if you say "meow" too much, it calls the South Korean furry. So you should space ≈3 feet away from a South Korean furry due to the virus.
History[edit | edit source]
The South Korean furry was accidentally created by Feliner05 by reaching 500 edits. The most Korean fur-ridden page is the UotP. Korean furs have great attention towards K-pop, and like making weird titles of redirects to this page which consistently contain watermelon. It was accidentally created on the evil version of Uncyclopedia called "aidepolcycnU".
How it Became Contagious[edit | edit source]
It became contagious because of the biological mechanisms. Just like how a cat land on it's feet, but bread lands on the side with jam, unlimited gravity when you attach bread to the cat! Some things you can recover from turning into one:
- Run to your basement, if you have one. But if you are outdoor, run in a blocked space with furry spray, no fish, etc. If the furry comes when you are outdoor, you have 1 thing to do, RUN!
- Hide in a box, it is always good to hide in a box before a furry finds you, but if you are downed, you can feel a little unconscious before a South Korean furry gets you good.
- Get supplies and have all needs in a safe spot. You can always recover, but may fall in Korean fur liquid, you can fall in it, but… You turn into one!
- Maybe call FDB for some help if you are downed. They provide a good service and can spray THOSE FURRIES away.
So that is all the things you can recover from getting infected.
List of Infected(s)[edit | edit source]
- C780178 - He is the cat.
- DaniPine3 - A blunder related to helping bet rid of Latzotraxion, and has a blue traffic cone on his head
OPOSSUM- Gabri The Pawed Panther attempted to latzotrax him, but due to OPOSSUM’s aid from zombie OPOSSUMS, Olulas, Mechasin, transdimensional beings and DaniPine3, the latzotraxion failed. Only C780178 could succeed in latzotraxing OPOSSUM.
Full Latzotraxion Countdown(s)[edit | edit source]
- C780178 was fully latzotraxed at 6:00 AM CHST On October 7th, 2024
- DaniPine3 was fully latzotraxed at 15:00 UTC on October 6th, 2024
- OPOSSUM (recovered by eldritch demons)
How to rescue a semi-latzotraxed Korean fur[edit | edit source]
- Discuss if it should be resolved before full latzotraxion
- Make the Korean fur take a deep breath if the process is finished before
- Do not flip a bird at the semi-latzotraxed Korean fur, it will become worse.
- One the Korean fur has evolved back to normal, it will stay normal until next infection.
Latzotraxion Categories[edit | edit source]
- Category 0 (Minor Latzotraxion) Affects less than 15% severity, approximately less than 8 hours
- Category 1 (Quarter-Latzotraxion) Affects between 15 and a third (⅓), approximately 8-15 hours
- Category 2 (Average Latzotraxion) Affects between a third (⅓) and 50%, approximately 15-25 hours
- Category 3 (Semi-Latzotraxion) Affects between 50% and full, approximately 1-2.25 days
- Category 4 (Full Latzotraxion) Affects 100%, which takes about 54 hours to reach and users with this category can hardly be rescued
UH OH![edit | edit source]
You may feel uncomfortable with you but we are here for you!!!!, <insert name here>
- ~ South Korean furries on itself