User:Frozen Cow

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!
BOOM!
KILL!
 WARNING ABOUT KILLING

This page may cause Death, most likely by SEHS,
or if not: STD's, Bleeding to the Eyes or Horrible Diarrhea

Exploding head!
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This user has joined the Imperial Navy and has attained rank of Lieutenant.
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They just saw what was under Kakashi's mask.

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The Frozen Cow is the ultimate ice cream maker in the world. It is unfortunately imaginary ice cream, so think of ice cream so good that your head explodes. Yeah. Frozen Cow made that. Be grateful.

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