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SISSYMARK[edit | edit source]

The "Sissymark" is the porn persona of a fat sweaty gremlin who enjoys being finger blasted by big black men while swallowing the ejaculate of Thai ladyboys, This particular creature not only enjoys stuffing their buttocks full of items like hermione granger stuffs her magical bag full of useless crap.

It also enjoys suckling on the ballbags of hobos like a child on it's mothers nipples while on a night out.

It names itself sissymark because deep down its a serious pussy that will let any chav in its surrounding area pound it ass into the ground faster than a woman having sex with an Asian man says "is it in yet".

It camoflages it's self in women's clothing in some vein attempt to lure some poor bastard into thinking it's female where it will then try to suck a cock faster than a fat black chick eats KFC.