User:Freezing Aquamarine/"Kitten Wars" Catalogue tutorial
Tutorial about how to use the kitten wars catalogue and/or web site
Ok, so it is quite simple on the top right of the page you have home which is the home page... very easy till now. But don’t be fooled just under home there is a thing called “winningest kittens” you might say WTF but don’t panic it is just another name to say that it is here, that we have very good quality huffables. After you have “losingest kitten” WAIT DONT CLIK YET ON THE LINK, I personally don’t advise anyone to go there even my worst enemy, o wait I would advise my worst enemy to go there, because he will be horrified. These things that some people maybe like This guy or That guy can’t remember which one, say that their cat are highly poisonous. One huff and it is an instant DEATH. Then there is the “newest kittens” section where we can see the newly approved kitten to be incorporated in the catalogue. After you can “add your kitten” section where you upload a picture of your kitten, the picture of your kitten must be well prepared, and also if you think you have a very good huffable material well maybe it’s not a good idea to put it in the catalogue because it might be steeled from you. Fan of “FesseBook” “FaceBook” you might want to check their group [1] or maybe fan of “myspace” check it out [2]. Finally a FAQ = Frequently Asploded Question which I will not link because I don’t feel like it. The "e-mail us" which has nothing special to it... Kitten search if you already know some good huffing kitten names well try them out you might get good stuff. Finally the t-shirts and stuff which is well them selling stuff only for a cover because they can’t sell the illegal material so they sell stuff.
So from now on you are all PKH = Proud Kitten Huffer // Professional Kitten Huffer If not well WTF are you still here for and why did you read all that stuff if your aren’t going to use it!
That should cover it all any suggestion or ideas are welcome in the discussion page. Also please tell me if you think I should add something that would be funnier.