User:Flumpa/Things I've Created

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Bitch!

Fuck off! Flumpa is already reviewing this article.

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Nominated for Time 100


This person is so important that they have been publicly nominated to be on Time magazine's list of the 100 most influential people.

What were they thinking?


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This article is being rewritten.


So, you may have noticed that this page is either completely blank, or should be. Don't worry, this page has not been vandalized. It is currently being rewritten by Flumpa, and soon, it will be restored to the glory it deserves. Or, well... at least it won't look so crappy.


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Gimli approves of this article


Gimli, son of Gloin, has taken time out of his busy schedule to personally review this article, and has subsequently approved of it. In fact, he found it quite humorous, and shortly thereafter stated: "Well, it tickled me like nothing has tickled a dwarf before!"


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THIS ARTICLE IS NOT ADVERTISING ANYTHING.


Don't be fooled by the mention of several well-known products in this article, we are not advertising anything here. We would never even CONSIDER accepting money from any business or corporation to endorse their product simply for the cause of monetary gain. We aren't that gay.


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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?


You dumbfucking father-sucking sonuvabitch dipshitting jackass! What the fucking hell-of-a-fuck do you think you're goddamn well doing here?! Listen to me, asswipe! I'm gonna give you three seconds-- exactly three fucking seconds-- to wipe that fucking grin off your face before I gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck the fucking hell out of you! Do you fucking well understand me, you dick-smoking, cock-smooching, Hitler-raping, grue-shit-eating, Russian-bollocks fuck face?!

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME THREE-MOTHERFUCKING-HUNDRED, FATASS!!