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Commie Day[edit | edit source]
A full day every Wednesday dedicated to making fun of commies and joking about commies like the commie preamble: We the people in order to crush an inferior nation, establish coensorship ensure a domestic death penaly. Provide for communist way insure the general wellfare and we do ordain and establish this preable against everything but communism.
cows[edit | edit source]
cows are gods they can communicate tellepathicly with very special owners, they are plotting against us at this very moment, hmmmm. but also provide americas favorite meat cow flesh yum.
perfection[edit | edit source]
nothing is perfect, except cows and rocks because they are living gods.
CGI LOTR[edit | edit source]
Money[edit | edit source]
You will give me all of your money
Money makes the world go round[edit | edit source]
Money funds gravity, force, inertia, cintrifugal force, and all that other crap
Mc.Donalds[edit | edit source]
Mc. Donalds iis the most disgusting repulsive horrific thing every to touch the planet ughetrhgshags.!
5th grade war[edit | edit source]
5th grade massacre crisis