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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

HINDLEY, ENGLAND-- Local grocery workers were shocked when they came to the scene: an unknown Hindley resident seemingly 'eaten' by a bunch of bananas. Fear of people-eating bananas has led to a drop in banana prices and increased background checks on imported produce.