User:Fifty cal/UnNews:Dinosaurs not completely extinct
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16 January 2011
Oil City, Pennsylvania -- While wandering about through the virtually endless subspace of the internet I stumbled upon an article insiststing that dinosaurs are still alive & living in North America, Canada, Malaysia, & Mexico; Like any other person would I dismissed the article with no thought and went on my way. Later, However, I saw something on the television that shocked me to the core, they called it "Snooki" & at first it looked like a cat with downs syndrome that had been hit in the face with a shovel, but upon closer inspection it was indeed a dinosaur ( A Velociraptor with an odd color, a fake tan colored orange. ). After seeing "Snooki" I went & did more research & found that many celebrities are actually dinosaurs, the most obvious are Rosie O'Donnell, Fran Drescher, The Jonas brothers, & Miley Cyrus. I'm actually beggining to wonder wether or not my neighbor is a dinosaur, It's either that she's just really old. I remember my first grade teacher she must've been older than dirt, possibly the oldest living dinosaur today, she looked like an Apatosaurus with Mickey Rourke's face.It's pretty easy to see that the dinosaurs are still alive & annoying the fuck out of us.
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