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Barrett Holcomb[edit | edit source]
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“What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?...My ass”
– Barrett Holcomb on Jokes
Barrett "Fifty cal" Holcomb | |
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| Background information | |
| Origin | San Diego |
| Date of foundation | Jan. 3rd 1994 |
| Date of dissolution | ? |
| Years active | 1990's- present day |
| Affiliation | Lunch table Of Doom |
| Species | Dracocorn |
| Gender | "Real" man |
| Height | 6.4 Jesus feet |
| Hair color | Caramel brown |
| Eye color | crayola |
I'm a n00b, adopt meh!
My Works[edit | edit source]
George Dubya Bush
The George Dubya & Tacos section
I only did the "George Dubya & Tacos" section... It took like an hour total because of down time ( Weed,Weed, & Wee-...er...research )
UnNews:Usher booed off stage -- I did the article
And now time for something completely different[edit | edit source]
00:30, September 9, 2011 (UTC)