User:Feohrad

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Listen, I know what you're thinking. That is a lie, I do not know what you are thinking. But do you know what I do know? Nothing. That's right I said, I said I don't know anything! (Technically, I didn't say "I don't know anything", but rather "I know nothing", and yes there is a difference, but it would be too hard for a charlatan like you to understand.)

How Feohrad came to be

Feohrad, His Troubled and Most Wangsty Romantic Excellency was born in QWERTIA, otherwise known as the Ruby Isles, during the Summer O'Love to two leprechauns and a dragon. His father was Drumpf the Glorious, king of the Leprechauns, who was soon balding and employed a wig to masterfully hide his age. His mother did not exist. The dragon got in there somehow, we're still trying to find out how. (It was the Summer O'Love, after all...) He lived prosperously in the Ruby Isles, till a terrible tornado swooped him up from his hut and dropped him into China Japan Korea Vietnam The Peeleepeen Eye-lands.e