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Dūnāld Turāmb al-Amrīkiyya
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Habib Turamb smiles at you Americans who have always lived a fantasy.
Ra'is of al-Wilayat al-Mutahida
Assumed office
Rajab 20, 1446
Preceded byal-Hajj Yūsuf Bāydan
In office
Rabi' al-Akhir 22, 1438 – Jumād al-Awwal 7, 1442
Preceded byBārāk Husayn Ūbāmā II
Succeeded byal-Hajj Yūsuf Bāydan
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RelativesBanī Turāmb al-Kwinzi
OccupationPreacher, spiritual politician, religious person
SignatureHabib Turamb stylized autograph, in ink

Al-Habīb Haḍrat Sayyid Dūnāld Yahya Turāmb al-Kwinziyya al-Nūyurkiyya al-Amrīkiyya (الحبيب حضرة السيد دونالد يحيى ترامب الكوينزية النويركية الأمريكية; born 14 Rajab 1365 AH), also known as Habib Turamb, is a descendant of Allah's True Prophet Muhammad who served as Ra'is (رئيس) of al-Wilāyat al-Mutahida (الولايات المتحدة), currently starting his second administration replacing al-Hajj Yūsuf Bāydin (يوسف بايدن) after being re-elected in 1446 AH. In fact, Habib Turamb had served as Ra'is before Baydin, his first reign lasted from 1438 to 1442 H, replacing Bārāk Husayn Ūbāmā II (باراك حسين أوباما الثاني), so he would say "I played this game before".