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The perfect badday[edit | edit source]
This example below illustrated it is made so you experience full immersion. By the way this is the censored paint.
“My sweet half cheated on me with my best friend, I fund them in what used to be my house at least for the divorce court appeal. I don’t feel very well and I think my ex-best friend had COVID, I parked my car in a place I cannot recall and I lost all my credit cards because an homeless (colleague) rubbed me all, my name included, fortunately he did not notice my laptop, the only thing I have left…”
– This is just the beginning, <insert name here>!
“Well a bad day may come into play in everyone else life, now I will publish everything on Instagram, my friends won’t believe it!”
– <insert name here>
Instagram[edit | edit source]
“Fuck ya all! I saw images more explicit but nothing’ to them! I post the most significant example of art and Instagram censored it… no flame, just relax with something better.”
– <insert name here>
“Sometimes I think the world detest me… maybe I am too naive, there’s nothing to worry about! Let’s check my Twitter profile, I am sure I will be reborn!”
– <insert name here>
Twitter[edit | edit source]
“Let’s see what that shitty face of Arika published on Twitter:”
– <insert name here>
Something went wrong or #Trump is on fire!
https://Twitter.com/i/api/2/timeline/home.json
{errors [{messages; Internal error; code: Yep, Trump
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“Don’t panic, It is just that politics ruined everything in Twitter… remember the mindfulness training done in Kabul years ago: If You ear noise just focus on something silent but always check for land mines and there will be no worries.”
– <insert name here>
Facebook[edit | edit source]
“I have the most liked account ever! Just keep being positive ;) [around my small Town/City that is not the planet]”
– <insert name here> from Dogma
“Okey this can happens sometimes, I just need to wash away negativity with a bit of humor. I need silly things for a bit of joy… fortunately I have my premium YouTube account, what possibly can go wrong?”
– <insert name here>
YouTube[edit | edit source]
“At least I have all my valuable photos and films saved illegally on this very computer. The most updated Windows on It!”
– <insert name here>
Windows[edit | edit source]
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A letal error occurred and Windows has been compromised! Your
Error message:
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