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The perfect badday[edit | edit source]

This example below illustrated it is made so you experience full immersion. By the way this is the censored paint.

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“My sweet half cheated on me with my best friend, I fund them in what used to be my house at least for the divorce court appeal. I don’t feel very well and I think my ex-best friend had COVID, I parked my car in a place I cannot recall and I lost all my credit cards because an homeless (colleague) rubbed me all, my name included, fortunately he did not notice my laptop, the only thing I have left…”

~ This is just the beginning, <insert name here>!

“Well a bad day may come into play in everyone else life, now I will publish everything on Instagram, my friends won’t believe it!”

~ <insert name here>

Instagram[edit | edit source]

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See Our nipple’s policy for further explanations. Your photo of a paint showed female wrong nudity, we blocked your account and delated everything you liked.



“Fuck ya all! I saw images more explicit but nothing’ to them! I post the most significant example of art and Instagram censored it… no flame, just relax with something better.”

~ <insert name here>

“Sometimes I think the world detest me… maybe I am too naive, there’s nothing to worry about! Let’s check my Twitter profile, I am sure I will be reborn!”

~ <insert name here>

Twitter[edit | edit source]

“Let’s see what that shitty face of Arika published on Twitter:”

~ <insert name here>
File:Twitter-logo.png 7:02 PM - 31 July 2021Twitter (official) @twitterWe are proud to announce Our late version! Now You can follow and unfollow simultaneously!
Something went wrong or #Trump is on fire!


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@realDonaldTrump
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“Don’t panic, It is just that politics ruined everything in Twitter… remember the mindfulness training done in Kabul years ago: If You ear noise just focus on something silent but always check for land mines and there will be no worries.”

~ <insert name here>

Facebook[edit | edit source]

“I have the most liked account ever! Just keep being positive ;) [around my small Town/City that is not the planet]”

~ <insert name here> from Venezuela
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Iam A. Dik August 25, 1932 • MindYourBusiness
Your account has been indefinitely disabled, You cannot have more friends then me!!!
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“Okey this can happens sometimes, I just need to wash away negativity with a bit of humor. I need silly things for a bit of joy… fortunately I have my premium YouTube account, what possibly can go wrong?”

~ <insert name here>

YouTube[edit | edit source]

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“At least I have all my valuable photos and films saved illegally on this very computer. The most updated Windows on It!”

~ <insert name here>

Windows[edit | edit source]


GAME OVER!
Retry?


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