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“Twelve inches of pure man”
“His name contains sexual innuendo”
Film Appearances[edit | edit source]
Master Bates has had appearances in: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace where he did a short stint as a Jedi Master. He was know to extend his "lightsaber" with just a flick of his wrist.
Master Bates also appeared in Braveheart where he was able to stick his "sword" into several "scabbards". He has also appeared in the film Master and Commander; he liked to drive "ships" into "fjords".
TV Appearances[edit | edit source]
Master Bates had a longer, and more sucessful carrer on television. He appeared in Lost as a cameo role of a pink bunny which will kill all of the characters in the series finale. Also, he was in Friends where he rapes Monica.