User:Entropian v2

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Heritage[edit | edit source]

Entropian_v2 hails from the ashes of Entropian, his spiritual and paternal predecessor.

Entropian was well loved during his short life, presumably because of his ridiculously good looks.

Entropian was brutally murdered by a large group of illiterate Christians who threw their Bibles (which they had never read, seeing as they couldn't read) at him, crushing the poor man. He spent three days in Hades, where he suffered a punishment akin to Sisyphus and his eternal condemnation to roll a boulder up a hill. His punishment did not include a boulder, however, but instead involved perpetually being met by the "Please Log In" screen after trying to post on www.meez.com.[1].

Entropian_v2 rose on the third day, as mentioned, from the ashes of his former self. This has given rise to the speculation that Entropian_v2 might actually be a phoenix, but Albus Dumbledore from the Order of The Phoenix has led further, "hands on", investigations into the matter and has concluded unequivocally that he is indeed not a phoenix, as there has never existed a phoenix with such a large genital to body size ratio. Entropian_v2's erratic behavior and random disappearances are attributed to the shock and pain suffered as a result of said investigation.