User:Elypjeff/Terrence the Messiah-ed
| Terrence vi Tashuu (Perpekto ako!) | |
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| Height | 5'4" |
| Weight | 180 |
| Skin color | Whitey pinkish |
| Eyes color | black and white |
| Penis Size | length 9" diameter 2.5" |
| Hobbies | Playing with him self, Playing with children, Feeding the "TaongGrasa", Playing with girls toy |
| Occupation | Renowned Actor, GOD, Care Giver, President, Emperor, Beautician, Bugaw |
| language | Tagalog, Canadian English, Nihon-go, Korean, Arabic, Tasmanian, Keron, Moja Moja |
| School and course | University of Perfection Course: Obcourse |
| Award attained | Best in Costume(Balanar costume), Bachelor of Computer vulcanizing |
| Favorite Food | inabawang longanisa na may repolyo, at Nagmamantika at Nilalangaw na Calamares |
| Favorite Game | DOTA raw(pero laging durog), Bahay-bahayan, Laro sa apoy |
“Thy shall seek to much perfection,will shall lead to rejection”
Terrence the messah-ed(real name: Terrence vi Tashuu)was a adopted child of his earthling foster parents,after finding him in the trash can while searching for their lost dog.
the old couples were so excited because they can finally have their dream of having their own child because they don't know what sex is. but they didn't know that his the messiah that will save the earth from destruction.
Terrence life in heaven
Terrence was the second son of the "Real God" the First son was Jesus Christ and the rest are the damn bustard inhabiting the earth. the "Real God" sees Terrence as a love giving and gifted child compare to his elder lazy yaoi brother. The "Real God" said to him "My son you are the next messiah that will save this world, Make me proud and Make me a Perfect world." At that day the gate of heaven was open and the angels song's for joy when Terrence left the kingdom of god in heaven.
Terrence life as a human being
After finding him in the trash can, his earthling foster parents dress him up and they thought him his first human words "MAMA MEME PA KO". because of Terrence was too perfect in a matter of hours he became so adapted in human life. his earthling foster parents was so happy and they flooded him with love.
Terrence childhood
Terrence was the "outstanding" student in their class as a matter of fuck he got his first award that day "The Most Outstanding Award" due to his so perfect the school administration (kick him out) accelerated him to high school.
High School years of Terrence
After being accelerated from kindergarten, Terrence next stage of being perfect is high school. his life in high school wasn't tough for him because his perfect. The teacher was so delighted
for having him as their student. they even gave him his first award in high school "The Ununderstanding Award" . Terrence was so smart and perfect he (can't)can even write his name right. after 6 years in high school Terrence has finally graduated in high school. his earthling foster parent was so happy that they didn't think that they will be alive before they see him graduated. As a gift for this graduation they give him his first car.
Collage days of Terrence
Terrence was took a bachelor Computer vulcanizing Major in Computer Wrecking on University of Perfection. Terrence became the first to graduate collage in 30 days get his doctoral's degree with in 5 days. because of his too genius and perfect the university awarded him "Sumakong Labi Award" and he became the Head CEO of Microsurf.
After becoming the CEO, he then follow the path of being a renowned actor...
Trivia about Terrence
- Terrence squat while peeing
- Terrence was so kind hearted he gives shelter to a "Taong grasa"on this house and he even gives a job to him.(what kind of job is that?)
- even if shes married he can steal her from his husband and fuck her away
- A hole is a hole
- Terrence favorite show School days
Terrence As a God[edit | edit source]
Many have been debated about Terrence existence if he really a god or not. At first people don't believe in this shit, but later on with the help of useless knowledge known as science and a hint of commonsense this problem was solve. its takes back several years in the past when the world was in chaos. The year was 1999. The year that Nostradamus predicted the end of the world.(known as Armageddon or Y2K)People got paranoid and panic. On October 32 1999 U.N held a emergency meeting how to prevent the distraction of the earth. The United State of Albinos came up with a top secret plan called "project T.T". Scholars and Scientist spend hour trying interpret the Book of Terrence when accidentally one stupid scientist stumble the passage "thou, he the chosen one will come, and thy, he will bring perfection to this damn rotten world with a rat like teeth to gnawing the imperfection...(Book of Terrence 7:11). Upon hearing the passage the U.N council search for this "one with ratlike teeth to gnawing the imperfection"
The Search of the Messiah
the search of the chosen one was extremely difficult and trillion of dollars were wasted. the U.N volunteer went to India because people the poses super natural powers but they all got disappointed because its only a hoax. Next they went to Japan the place of all super heroes originated but they all see bunch monsters.
