User:EMC/cunt

Best Article

1. Salamander - 15
2. Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
3. Parthenogenesis - 9
4. Cake Killers - 8

Best Noob Article

1. User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
2. User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
3. User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
4. Jingle Belled to Death - 6
5. Reader's Digest - 3
6. User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0

Best Rewrite

1. Sparta - 15
2. Captain Morgan - 11
3. Vending machine - 10
4. Fnord (car maker) - 6

Best Alt. Namespace

1. Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
2. UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
3. User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
4. UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
5. User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
6. user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
7. User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
8. User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself

Best Illustrated

1. UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - 11
2. Soviet Space Program - 10
3. Take Your Son To Work Day - 9
4. I am better than fish - 7
5. User:Hyperbole/Suddenly, Raccoons - 4
6. Vote For The Worst - 2
7. Diamonds and Rust - 2