User:Egalitarian Aspie/Holyright
Holyright is a defunct method of copyright invented in 1080 A.D. Holyright certifies that all divine works of God, direct, indirect, or Satanic, are protected property of Holy Trinity Enterprises, but are also able to be used by everybody else.
History of Holyright[edit | edit source]
Before 33 A.D., all divine literature, art, disasters, and miracles were under absolutely no licensing. However, this went out of hand particularly during Moses' time. Historians now agree that The Ten Commandments were not in fact given to Moses by God, but rather stolen by Moses from barbarians and reworded to sound like a work of God. Due to tthe public outrage, GOD Public Licensing 1.0 was created.
GOD Public Licensing 1.0-Free to Everybody?[edit | edit source]
GOD Public Licensing 1.0 guaranteed that all direct works of God, including famine, messiahs, and invisible animals, were property of God, but all literature, art, and relics were property of the people. This method worked fine until the creation of the Roman Empire. Here is an example of the license:
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Permission is granted to scripture, crucify, and/or damn this document under the terms of the GOD Public Documentation License 1.0. Holyright is better, but if it's God's property, whatever! |
Jesus Christ-Messiah, Son, Lawyer?[edit | edit source]
Recent discoveries in a court house in Bethlehem reveal that GOD Public Licensing 1.0 took a turn for the worst circa 33 A.D.
Before Jesus' time, people would quote and misquote God's Word until the point Palestine became an ancient Encyclopedia Dramatica.