User:Ean/M

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“Forty-two.”

~ Douglas Adams on the letter M

“The little chap's growing on me, certainly.”

~ Oscar Milde on the letter W

“MMMMM... Toasty”

~ Creepy Quizno's Guy on the letter M

“Pop pop pop music”

~ M on his song 'Pop Muzik'

“M letter 13, bad letter.”

~ Chief on the letter M

“Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”

~ Crash Test Dummies on the virtues of being pensive

The letter M comes before N, and after K in the English alphabet. This is mainly because the other letters will not finish off L under any circumstances.

History[edit | edit source]

M was first discovered (in the lower case) by Albert Einstein in 1905BC within his formula for the produce of eggs: E=mc². However, long since his glamorous days with 'Big Al', M (not unlike the letter N), has been prostituted to sell - "Mmmm, murdered mink morsels!!!" one ginger-haired, be-freckled Gingham-wearing poppet is often heard to exclaim in adverts for something that looks like the contents of a miner's lungs after 40 years of smoking heavily. M pertama ditemukan oleh Albert Einstein di 1905 SM dengan formula dia untuk menghasilkan telur: E=mc². Akan tetapi, panjang sejak hari glamorous dia dengan 'Big Al', M, punya diprostitut untuk jual - "Mmmm, dimurder mink morsel!!! satu jahe berambut, difreckle Gingham-memakai puppet adalah sering dengar untuk seru dalam iklan untuk sesuatu itu lihat seperti isi penambang paru-paru setelah 40 tahun berasap beratnya