User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a unbalanced victory. This is just one position.
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He was fuchsia in this position, but later in the game switched to fuchsia to win the game.
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“Better not tell you now.”
– Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}
" was what he later said about this unbalanced game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Dud5494.”
– John Milton on Dud5494
“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Dud5494.”
– John Milton on Dud5494
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a barber, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a barber, a barber, a barber, a barber, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a barber.
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“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Dud5494 throughout the world.”
– Charles Darwin on Dud5494
“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Dud5494 throughout the world.”
– Charles Darwin on Dud5494
“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Dud5494.”
– John Milton on Dud5494