User:Dud5494

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2019

Are you the mother of all n00bs?

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Wha???

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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a egregious victory. This is just one position.

	a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h
8									8
7									7
6									6
5									5
4									4
3									3
2									2
1									1
	a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h

He was vomit colored in this position, but later in the game switched to vomit colored to win the game.

"

“Better not tell you now.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}

" was what he later said about this egregious game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

“I.. can't let you do that, Dud5494!”
~ Star Wolf on Dud5494

We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

obviously he is deranged.

In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a lawyer, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a lawyer.

did you like the page? seriously.

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i didnt even read it

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