User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a offensive victory. This is just one position.
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He was turquoise in this position, but later in the game switched to turquoise to win the game.
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“Cannot predict now.”
– Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}
" was what he later said about this offensive game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“Mmm . . . Dud5494.”
– Homer Simpson on Dud5494
“Mmm . . . Dud5494.”
– Homer Simpson on Dud5494
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a NASCAR driver, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a NASCAR driver, a NASCAR driver, a NASCAR driver, a NASCAR driver, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a NASCAR driver.
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“Arrgh, it is only a matter of time before the prophesied Gladiator of dreams, Dud5494 will come and bring about the final moments of existence, known as... RAGNAROK!!!”
– a nutjob from 31337 AD
“Arrgh, it is only a matter of time before the prophesied Gladiator of dreams, Dud5494 will come and bring about the final moments of existence, known as... RAGNAROK!!!”
– a nutjob from 31337 AD
“Mmm . . . Dud5494.”
– Homer Simpson on Dud5494