User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a ineffective victory. This is just one position.
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He was burgundy in this position, but later in the game switched to burgundy to win the game.
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“Ask again later.”
" was what he later said about this ineffective game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“Mmm . . . Dud5494.”
“Mmm . . . Dud5494.”
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
 This article is quite random. You might want to edit it so that it's actually about something! |
In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a coach, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a coach, a coach, a coach, a coach, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a coach.
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“Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill Dud5494, and you are a god.”
“Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill Dud5494, and you are a god.”
“Mmm . . . Dud5494.”