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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a oozing victory. This is just one position.

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He was vomit colored in this position, but later in the game switched to vomit colored to win the game.

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“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}

" was what he later said about this oozing game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

“All Dud5494s are created equal. But some Dud5494s are more equal than others.”

~ George Orwell on Dud5494

“All Dud5494s are created equal. But some Dud5494s are more equal than others.”

~ George Orwell on Dud5494

We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

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obviously he is deranged.


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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a death row prison guard, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a death row prison guard, a death row prison guard, a death row prison guard, a death row prison guard, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a death row prison guard.

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“Fucking Dud5494s... The Dud5494s are responsible for all the wars in the world!”

~ Mel Gibson on Dud5494

“Fucking Dud5494s... The Dud5494s are responsible for all the wars in the world!”

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“All Dud5494s are created equal. But some Dud5494s are more equal than others.”

~ George Orwell on Dud5494