User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a megalomaniacal victory. This is just one position.
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He was matte black in this position, but later in the game switched to matte black to win the game.
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" was what he later said about this megalomaniacal game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...Dud5494.”
“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...Dud5494.”
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a professional, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a professional, a professional, a professional, a professional, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a professional.
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“We have the ability to take Dud5494 out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”
“We have the ability to take Dud5494 out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”
“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...Dud5494.”