User:Dud5494

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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a fervent victory. This is just one position.

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He was coffee colored in this position, but later in the game switched to coffee colored to win the game.

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“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}

" was what he later said about this fervent game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

“In a perfect world, there would be no such thing as Dud5494. Oh just forget it, there's no such thing as a perfect world! If there were a perfect world, disease, war, China, You, Nelson Mandela, and Dud5494 wouldn't exist.”

~ Nelson Mandela on Dud5494

“In a perfect world, there would be no such thing as Dud5494. Oh just forget it, there's no such thing as a perfect world! If there were a perfect world, disease, war, China, You, Nelson Mandela, and Dud5494 wouldn't exist.”

~ Nelson Mandela on Dud5494

We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

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obviously he is deranged.



In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a urinal sweeper, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a urinal sweeper, a urinal sweeper, a urinal sweeper, a urinal sweeper, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a urinal sweeper.

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“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Dud5494.”

~ Winston Churchill on Dud5494

“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Dud5494.”

~ Winston Churchill on Dud5494

“In a perfect world, there would be no such thing as Dud5494. Oh just forget it, there's no such thing as a perfect world! If there were a perfect world, disease, war, China, You, Nelson Mandela, and Dud5494 wouldn't exist.”

~ Nelson Mandela on Dud5494