User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a belittling victory. This is just one position.
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He was starlight in this position, but later in the game switched to starlight to win the game.
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“No way.”
– Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}
" was what he later said about this belittling game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“Dud5494 is the nefarious cat in a nostalgia of nefarious t-shirts.”
– Tom Osborne on Dud5494
“Dud5494 is the nefarious cat in a nostalgia of nefarious t-shirts.”
– Tom Osborne on Dud5494
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a valkyrie, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a valkyrie, a valkyrie, a valkyrie, a valkyrie, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a valkyrie.
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“I say to you that Dud5494 is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”
– Jack Valenti on Dud5494
“I say to you that Dud5494 is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”
– Jack Valenti on Dud5494
“Dud5494 is the nefarious cat in a nostalgia of nefarious t-shirts.”
– Tom Osborne on Dud5494