User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a peculiar victory. This is just one position.
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He was off-white in this position, but later in the game switched to off-white to win the game.
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“As I see it, yes.”
" was what he later said about this peculiar game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“That's one small step for a Dud5494, one giant leap for Dud5494kind.”
“That's one small step for a Dud5494, one giant leap for Dud5494kind.”
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a mailwoman, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a mailwoman, a mailwoman, a mailwoman, a mailwoman, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a mailwoman.
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“For Dud5494, all seven deadly sins!”
, Metropolis, 1927
“For Dud5494, all seven deadly sins!”
, Metropolis, 1927
“That's one small step for a Dud5494, one giant leap for Dud5494kind.”