User:Dud5494
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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source]
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a defective victory. This is just one position.
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He was fuchsia in this position, but later in the game switched to fuchsia to win the game.
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" was what he later said about this defective game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
“O, my luve's like a red, red Dud5494.”
“O, my luve's like a red, red Dud5494.”
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
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obviously he is deranged.
 This article is quite random. You might want to edit it so that it's actually about something! |
In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a milkman, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a milkman, a milkman, a milkman, a milkman, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a milkman.
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“Fifty years ago we'd have Dud5494 upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!”
“Fifty years ago we'd have Dud5494 upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!”
“O, my luve's like a red, red Dud5494.”